dickfricker:

I might not be hot as some but I’ve come a long way since middle school and that’s all that matters

winstonpaul:

Ladies and gentlemen, Paul McCartney.

ikolism:

steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind

His username is Bucky. His password is also Bucky. —Natasha Romanov, on Steve Rogers in the 21st century. (via hellotailor)
someone: we finish each other's s-
me: TEVE ROGERS

reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

superbuckybearears:

kehinki:

my favourite part was honestly natasha saying, “Shall we play a game” and then awkwardly explaining her own joke

i felt pretty today

#me
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